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How old is Grandpa???
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> > Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
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> > One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
> > The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools,
> > the computer age, and just things in general.
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> > The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
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> > ' television
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> > ' penicillin
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> > ' polio shots
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> > ' frozen foods
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> > ' Xerox
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> > ' contact lenses
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> > ' Frisbees and
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> > ' the pill
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> > There were no:
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> > ' credit cards
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> > ' laser beams or
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> > ' ball-point pens
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> > Man had not invented:
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> > ' pantyhose
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> > ' air conditioners
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> > ' dishwashers
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> > ' clothes dryers
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> > ' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
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> > ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon
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> > Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.
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> > Every family had a father and a mother.
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> > Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
> > And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."
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> > We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
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> > Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.
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> > We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
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> > Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.
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> > We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
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> > Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
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> > Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.
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> > Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
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> > We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
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> > We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.
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> > And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
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> > If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk
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> > The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
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> > Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee was unheard of.
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> > We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
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> > Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel
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> > And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
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> > You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . . but who could afford one?
> > Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
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> > In my day:
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> > ' "grass" was mowed,
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> > ' "coke" was a cold drink,
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> > ' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and
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> > ' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
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> > ' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
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> > ' " chip" meant a piece of wood,
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> > ' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and
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> > ' "software" wasn't even a word.
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> > And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.
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> > No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?
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> > I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!
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> > Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.
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> > Are you ready ?????
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> > This man would be only 59 years old
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